On Sunday, Heather had to go back to school but kindly arranged for a driver for us for the day because this was PYRAMID DAY! We were up and out the door before 8:00, meeting our driver in time for more traffic. Just over an hour later, we pulled in to Dahshur, a quiet park about 25 miles south of Cairo. And it was here that we laid our eyes on our first pyramid.

The Red Pyramid is believed to be the world’s first “true” pyramid and one of the oldest pyramids still standing. Not a bad place to start! Our driver stopped and told us to run around and come back in about 20 minutes. We weren’t really sure what “running around” meant, but there was a set of steps leading up into the pyramid so we started there.

So, let me set the stage: It’s hot. The sun is beating down. And we’re climbing up 200+ steps in the middle of the Egyptian desert. When we got to the top, I was only expecting a good view. Silly me! Instead, at the top was a passageway, less than 4 feet tall, and at a steep incline. Apparently, they wanted us to stoop over at an awkward and uncomfortable level, and descend into this pyramid. Ok, sure. So of course we jumped in without a second thought!

This should give you some idea as to the size of the passageway:

Once inside, we could traverse between chambers. It was really cool - we were in the CENTER of a pyramid!

Not wanting to test our driver on the 20 minute time limit he’d given us, we worked our way back up the ramp/stairs to the door. WHAT A WORKOUT. If I did that every day, I’d be in some seriously good shape. (Our quad muscles in our legs hurt for FIVE DAYS afterward if that gives you any indication of the workout.)
After that, we drove a short distance to the nearby Bent Pyramid, which was kind of like a big old ancient “whoopsie-daisy” at the time it was built. It was meant to be a true pyramid, but then the builders realized the math wasn’t working out right and they had to make some adjustments to make sure it would hold the weight.

We wandered around a bit and posed for some pictures.

What we didn’t realize at the time was that each of these nice, friendly “guards” also seemed to make quite a bit of money in tips. Sure, they’ll take your picture, or let you pose with the camel, or tell you the complete history of the pyramid. But can’t you help out, just a little? We soon ran out of change and we had to adjust our sightseeing strategy to avoid these “helpers.”
We left Dahshur and headed towards Saqqara. It was after 10 a.m. now, and things were starting to get crowded. We entered another pyramid (another hike down steps, but a much shorter and easier one than the Red Pyramid). No pictures were allowed inside, but I snuck this while the “helper” wasn’t looking. Then we ran out before he asked for money.

It was called the Lost Texts or something similar. I was definitely lost trying to comprehend it.
In this same area was the Step Pyramid, which was under a bit of restoration work, so we couldn’t get close.

but we did take a self-portrait:

We wandered around this area for awhile, but it was much more crowded, had more “helpers” wanting money, and it was also getting really hot so we probably didn’t fully appreciate everything.

Back on the road again, this time to the famous pyramids of Giza (which our driver pronounced as “Jeez-a”). The drive between the sites was pretty scenic, as well. Ok readers, let’s play a game. Close your eyes (kind of hard to close your eyes and continue reading, but try your best) and picture the pyramids, how you think they must be. Desert, camels, sand, heat, all of that right? Green is NOT one of those things in the picture. However, we saw quite a bit of green land as we drove around from place to place.

It was really pretty, in a dingy, dusty sort of way.
Finally, the moment we’d been waiting for - our arrival at The Great Pyramid.
And indeed, it was!

Tours of the inside of the pyramid are limited to 100 in the morning and 100 in the afternoon, first come, first served, and since we were there at 11:30 we kind of missed out on both. But I think after seeing the Red Pyramid, we had gotten a good taste of interiors, and descending down another set of steep, stooped steps was not something I had in my mental agenda anyway.
We wandered around the pyramid for awhile, and I was amazed by the number of people climbing on the outside in spite of the “Do not climb” signs.

There were camels and horses everywhere - available to take you around (for a fee, of course) and you had to be quite careful to watch your step.

Our driver took us to a good vantage point for a scenic view of all three pyramids.

Next up was a visit to the famous Sphnix.

It was pretty cool to see this famous landmark!

By the time we were done, it was after 1:30 and we were, in order: hungry, hot, sweaty, tired, and thirsty. One of Heather’s friends said we had to go to top floor of Pizza Hut for the best Sphinx view, and we took her advice. This was taken looking out the window from our lunch table - probably the best Pizza Hut location in the world! (I like how Travis framed it, too, to make it look like the pyramid is sponsored by Pizza Hut. :))

The pizza was tasty and we rode back to Heather’s (in more traffic, of course) getting home around 4. We freshened up and then had a nice Valentine’s Day dinner (just Travis and his two wives!) at an Egyptian restaurant. It was a wonderful day!